Monday, November 22, 2010

Firsts


Today, for the first time, I will be behind the wheel of a moving car.
For those who don't know me well enough: you should be petrified
Pray for humanity.

Now, if I can just get myself a job, I will have finally accomplished the very same goals I had when I was 15 turning 16. Pshyeah, grand master of procrastination