Firsts

Today, for the first time, I will be behind the wheel of a moving car.
For those who don't know me well enough: you should be petrified
Pray for humanity.

Now, if I can just get myself a job, I will have finally accomplished the very same goals I had when I was 15 turning 16. Pshyeah, grand master of procrastination

Well,

obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park

NAH, for real. I haven't blogged in a while and seeing as I was never really good at it to begin with (but still had about 874 blogs over the years, yay for hopeless perseverance) this is almost 100% guaranteed to be absolute shit.

BUT I TWEET A LOT, I'M GOOD AT THAT.
I'm also really good at iSketch.

2:25

THIS IS LAME

Why did I make another blog, LOL.
I'm not very interesting.